@Luke5SOS: I live in constant fear of being attacked by an angry banana

synthpopcorn:

WHY AM I SO ATTRACTED TO BOYS WITH MESSY HAIR WHO LOOK LIKE THEY HAVENT SLEPT IN 72 HOURS

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

sophieispro:

important things to consider about your otp:

  • which one knows all the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody
  • who’s more likely to order pizza at 3 in the morning
  • who can twerk
  • who is the most grumpy in the morning
  • who cries during rom-coms
  • who can rap all of the lyrics to Anaconda
  • who initiates rap battles to said song
  • who forces the other to have movie marathons